The Olympics Are Stupid
				Steven 0 comments 01 Sep 2008
		Seriously, now that the olympics are finally over, I can get back to doing things I care about. Like, not watching the olympics. Even as we speak, my spellchecker in Firefox is begging me to capitalize olympics, for some stupid fucking reason. Fuck you, you're my slave, I don't take orders from you. See Full Rant

				Team Steven to the Rescue!
				Steven 0 comments 26 Aug 2008
		As many of you may know, I've quit drugs. My friends however, remain interested in them. I formulated a plan, and I've already entered stage 1 of my plan. I gave everyone of the drug addicts my ADD meds; knowing that they will be blown away by how much fun they are. This seems like a bad plan, I'm sure, but it's not. After ADDerall, every other drug bores you, and you have no interest. My plan is to never give them any pills ever again. They'll be forced to quit, since I'm the only source of this medication. Subsequently, quitting such a good drug, puts other drugs out of thought. Many people have already pointed out to me, that this may damage my chances with Sam, if she only hears about the first part. I love Sam, and I care about her dearly, but I know she'd understand my plan if she heard it. I'm willing to put my name on the line, to help my friends. I can pull my own weight, I've got to teach them to do the same. If you've got any problems with friends, and you're a member of Team Steven, feel free to tell us, and we'll help you get your problem straightened out. I've been through some of the worst of it, and I bet I can help you out, even if you just need somebody to listen. P.S: No, I didn't take any drugs, don't worry about that. I'm not even having a hard time resisting anymore. See Full Rant

				Patents are Stupid...
				Steven 0 comments 24 Aug 2008
		Why the hell would anyone patent anything? The simple idea of being the only one allowed to use a simple idea, is pretty simple. Microsoft somehow managed to patent the circular power button on the 360. Oh that's right, nobody else can ever have a circular power button again, thanks to Microsoft. See Full Rant

				Why the City Rocks, and Darwell Sucks...
				Steven 0 comments 18 Aug 2008
		Well, it seems like it's that time again. Since you lazy assfaces refuse to email me, I'll have to do regular random rants when I get the time. That said, when we advertise on other more popular sites, I hope that we have enough traffic to generate hype. My rants will be done by video, as long as the fans show enough interest.  Don't email me, asking "Why not do them on camera, now?". I will respond only with pictures of naked men, and Bob Sagat. Onwards, to the meat of the article! See Full Rant

				Circular Logic Works Because Circular Logic Works
				Steven 0 comments 27 Jun 2008
		I think everyone on this site hates me; because I hate them; because they hate me; because I hate them. See where this is going? Folks around here get all up in arms about my articles, because they can't write and I can. You know what Karyn; it does make me look more awesome when I swear. It totally fucking does for shit sakes. Cock-Salad. Read the jump to hear me complain about everything that is bothering me. See Full Rant

				Solid What?
				Steven 0 comments 26 Jun 2008
		Look, there is one game on everyones minds right now. Metal Gear Solid 4. It stars a stealthy mercenary named "Solid Snake", and his infatuation with improvisation is pretty relevant to my interests. One of the moves, performable in the game, is so hilariously relevant to my fighting style, I've decided to use it on every single enemy. Take a look: See Full Rant