Zombie Survival Guide
				Steven 0 comments 02 Jan 2009
		Are you terrified of Zombies invading your pleasant little town? Do you find yourself often eyeballing random items on the ground and mentally rating them in terms of a weapon against the undead legions waiting to claim your worthless vessel you call a body? If you said yes to anything I've said, you've come to the right place. Also; you're clinically insane. Hit the jump to read my anticipated new article! See Full Rant

				Check Out My New Youtube!
				Steven 0 comments 25 Nov 2008
		I'll update this as often as I can. I'm trying to promote the site, hopefully this will work. http://www.youtube.com/user/hxcmo

				The Olympics Are Stupid
				Steven 0 comments 01 Sep 2008
		Seriously, now that the olympics are finally over, I can get back to doing things I care about. Like, not watching the olympics. Even as we speak, my spellchecker in Firefox is begging me to capitalize olympics, for some stupid fucking reason. Fuck you, you're my slave, I don't take orders from you. See Full Rant

				Patents are Stupid...
				Steven 0 comments 24 Aug 2008
		Why the hell would anyone patent anything? The simple idea of being the only one allowed to use a simple idea, is pretty simple. Microsoft somehow managed to patent the circular power button on the 360. Oh that's right, nobody else can ever have a circular power button again, thanks to Microsoft. See Full Rant

				Why the City Rocks, and Darwell Sucks...
				Steven 0 comments 18 Aug 2008
		Well, it seems like it's that time again. Since you lazy assfaces refuse to email me, I'll have to do regular random rants when I get the time. That said, when we advertise on other more popular sites, I hope that we have enough traffic to generate hype. My rants will be done by video, as long as the fans show enough interest.  Don't email me, asking "Why not do them on camera, now?". I will respond only with pictures of naked men, and Bob Sagat. Onwards, to the meat of the article! See Full Rant

				Circular Logic Works Because Circular Logic Works
				Steven 0 comments 27 Jun 2008
		I think everyone on this site hates me; because I hate them; because they hate me; because I hate them. See where this is going? Folks around here get all up in arms about my articles, because they can't write and I can. You know what Karyn; it does make me look more awesome when I swear. It totally fucking does for shit sakes. Cock-Salad. Read the jump to hear me complain about everything that is bothering me. See Full Rant

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